Angry Birds: Things that have been pissing me off lately

December 9, 2014



Hola  Amigos!!! So, being as though I’ve been dickless in Seattle this cuffing season, I’ve been a pretty angry bird. It’s pretty much been me, my wine and my bad attitude posting disrespectful ass statuses on Facebook…one my FB buddies told me I need some dick in my life. They’re prolly right…I don’t necessarily need […]

Worst Behavior: Ferguson

December 2, 2014


“Mu’fuckas never loved us. Mu’fuckas never loved us…remember? Man mu’fuckas never loved us. Fuckas never loved us… now we on our Worst Behavoir.” -Drake I’m busy as shit. My job is straight tripping with these nut ass hours they got your girl working. This jawn has turned into a 24hour job! Thus my blogging has […]

I’m Back….!

November 22, 2014



Hey Party People!! I’ve been gone for a little bit. TiffMoney was off taking care of her damn business. Sorry I haven’t posted in a while. Did you miss me? I noticed that you have…My stats for the blog have been pretty damn consistent despite me not writing, so that’s AWESOME!!!! I have a lot […]

Black Folk and Fat Shaming

October 21, 2014



Ok, ok…I know I’ve been gone for a minute…one of my biggest supporters tried to point out to me that I need to be more consistent with my blogging. Being an “artist”, I got all in my feelings and wrote a whole blog about how I’ll blog whenever I feel like it. Bah!! I’m so […]

Bahhh…Me and my melancholy mood

October 7, 2014



So much on my mind that I can’t recline, blasting holes in the night till she bleeds sunshine…-Mos Def I’m in such a melancholy mood today…maybe because it’s raining. I asked my mom to pray for me. She says “I pray for you everyday sweetheart.” I told her that I just had a big interview…she […]

Ode to the Broken Hearted…

October 1, 2014



I had high hopes for us baby Like I was on dope for us baby Chasin’ after a high that I’d never get back again So we turn into three long years And it became painfully clear that, we, We would never see those days again But I guess forever, doesn’t last too long, forever […]

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Randomness…Fruit Rollups, Transgenders, and Titty time…

September 30, 2014



Been a little busy…but here are my randoms for the week!!! So, my bar buddy told me that she likes to give head (oral sex) with fruit roll ups. Fruit Roll Ups though? She even pulled one from her purse to show me! Now that’s some damn dedication. Do you know how many grams of […]

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