A little bit about MY blog…

September 18, 2014



Hola Amigos!!! Sorry if it seems like I’ve been gone a little long. Unfortunately, I let someone’s unsolicited and un-needed opinion of how I should write MY blog put pressure on me to create some fab stories to keep you entertained….only problem is that this is NOT a damn e-book! It’s MY blog and sometimes […]

Posted in: Dear Diary

Ray Rice Mayweather – My Two Cents…

September 9, 2014



What would you do for a Klondike bar? I’d do nothing…but I did show my nipple once for a Redbull and vodka… But on a serious note – would you allow your mate to mentally/physically abuse you for access to their fame and fortune? By now, you’ve heard about Ray and Janay Rice and how he knocked her […]

Randoms – Bed Bugs, Booties and Assholes…

September 2, 2014



Well, August has been a busy and distracting month for me! I’ve been trying to make moves, catching up with friends, getting felt up by lesbians, yada yada yada…. Anywho, I’m back to blogging. A lot of “blog worthy” things have happened but since I’m late, I’ll just put a few things in this random post! […]

Coochie Chronicles…

August 20, 2014



For some reason, this past weekend, I have seen WAY too much of other people’s coochies…like, being literally, thrown in my face… I figured I’d just write a blog about it…This blog is pretty long, so I wrote it in two parts. Feel free to scroll on or jump to another story! KARAOKE COOCHIE So […]

Posted in: Crazy, Sex

MY Top 10 Single Girl Problems…

August 14, 2014



These are MY issues with being a single girl…whether or not you relate…oh well. This is what my single, fabulous, black ass has been dealing with… 1. Everyone wants to have sex with you…everyone except the person you actually want to be with (wherever the hell he might be). SMFH! For some reason, people in […]

The Universal Hot Crazy Matrix: What Zone are you?

August 12, 2014



I hope you can view this video. It is HILARIOUS!! This is probably, pretty much how men see us. Very simple approach right? Except those assholes forget that they MAKE us go into the different “zones” because of the way that they treat us! Per this matrix, I am automatically in the Danger Zone by default (1:58 […]

Sexy Randomness

August 5, 2014



So…being as though I’m lover-less…my idle mind has been in overdrive…here are a couple of hornball thoughts I’ve been pondering for a bit… You ever have someone suck your nipple so hard you thought that shit was a chew toy? Like, you know there’s not milk in there right?…and they think they’re doing something…WTF?!!!! When […]


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