Randomness…Fruit Rollups, Transgenders, and Titty time…

September 30, 2014

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Been a little busy…but here are my randoms for the week!!! So, my bar buddy told me that she likes to give head (oral sex) with fruit roll ups. Fruit Roll Ups though? She even pulled one from her purse to show me! Now that’s some damn dedication. Do you know how many grams of […]

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MY Top Interview Questions and Answers

September 22, 2014

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So, I’ve been interviewing for the past couple of weeks. I hate interviews! SMH!! As a black professional, I find interviewing to be so stressful!! I feel so much damn pressure to be Olivia Pope and Claire Huxtable but then I get feedback from the recruiter like- “they said that you didn’t have enough personality.” […]

A little bit about MY blog…

September 18, 2014

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Hola Amigos!!! Sorry if it seems like I’ve been gone a little long. Unfortunately, I let someone’s unsolicited and un-needed opinion of how I should write MY blog put pressure on me to create some fab stories to keep you entertained….only problem is that this is NOT a damn e-book! It’s MY blog and sometimes […]

Posted in: Dear Diary

Ray Rice Mayweather – My Two Cents…

September 9, 2014

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I’d do nothing…but I did show my nipple once for a Redbull and vodka… But on a serious note – would you allow your mate to mentally/physically abuse you for access to their fame and fortune? By now, you’ve heard about Ray and Janay Rice and how he knocked her […]

Randoms – Bed Bugs, Booties and Assholes…

September 2, 2014

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Well, August has been a busy and distracting month for me! I’ve been trying to make moves, catching up with friends, getting felt up by lesbians, yada yada yada…. Anywho, I’m back to blogging. A lot of “blog worthy” things have happened but since I’m late, I’ll just put a few things in this random post! […]

Coochie Chronicles…

August 20, 2014

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For some reason, this past weekend, I have seen WAY too much of other people’s coochies…like, being literally, thrown in my face… I figured I’d just write a blog about it…This blog is pretty long, so I wrote it in two parts. Feel free to scroll on or jump to another story! KARAOKE COOCHIE So […]

Posted in: Crazy, Sex

MY Top 10 Single Girl Problems…

August 14, 2014

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These are MY issues with being a single girl…whether or not you relate…oh well. This is what my single, fabulous, black ass has been dealing with… 1. Everyone wants to have sex with you…everyone except the person you actually want to be with (wherever the hell he might be). SMFH! For some reason, people in […]

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